An Open Letter

Dear unknown college student:
you found the door of one of my computer classrooms unlocked on Friday night (10/31). When I first reviewed the security camera video, I thought you were going to steal some of the computer equipment. But now I know, after watching you for almost half an hour, you just wanted a private place to pick your nose, bite your fingernails, adjust your crotch, and rub your butt for some reason. While I appreciate you not stealing anything, in the future find a different place to do whatever it is you were doing.

Thank you,
James